Total Medals Earned: 1,024 (From 187 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,665 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Medals Earned: 6/26 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (120/270 points)
Medals Earned: 16/20 (250/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/335 points)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Complete Wave 1.
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
Get the good ending
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
